Your Boobs ≠ Your Value as a Person.
But they sure will make testosterone notice you more, and isn’t that what you want anyways? I mean, everyone has a brain in their head, but only some women are lucky enough to get boobs too! So put your brain away and show your boobs! It makes the world less intelligent and way more sexy!
Oh, and don’t forget to raise your kids to understand this important concept too. We wouldn’t want anyone to forget the importance of a nice big exposed rack.
Brains, morals, integrity, respect – those are so 1950!
Update: This has been online since 2008 and not one comment? That’s either terrible marketing or everyone simply agrees.
